TERMS OF USE
Welcome to qbooch.com! By browsing, scrolling, or sipping our digital sunshine, you agree to these terms. We’ve kept them crisp as our kombucha—no murky legalese. ✨
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Your Sip. Our Rules. All Good Vibes.
1. ACCEPTANCE
You’re In: By using our site, you agree to these terms + Privacy Policy.
Age Gate: Must be 13+ to browse, 18+ to buy.
Updates: Changes posted here 30 days early. We’ll email subscribers.
2. YOUR PERMISSION SLIP
What You Can Do:
✅ Browse recipes, farm stories, and booch science.
✅ Share content (with credit!).
✅ Submit #QBoochLife UGC (you own it!).
What You Can’t Do:
❌ Hack/scrape our site.
❌ Resell our content or hijack our vibe.
❌ Pretend you’re us (no fake “QBooch Official” accounts!).
3. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
Our Creative SCOBY:
Logos, art, “booch-iful” phrases? All © QBooch.
You May: Pin recipes, repost blogs with credit.
You May Not: Sell merch with our art or clone our site.
Your Content:
Tag #QBoochLife? You grant us a non-exclusive license to feature it (with love + attribution!).
4. USER CONDUCT
Keep It Sunny:
No hate speech, spam, or creepy DMs.
No fraud (e.g., botting subscriptions).
Violations? We may suspend accounts.
“We’re pro-vibes, anti-nonsense.”
5. THIRD-PARTY LINKS
We link to retailers, blogs, or fun stuff—but:
≠ Endorsement: We don’t control their content.
Caveat Sipptor: Check their policies too!
6. DISCLAIMERS
Real Talk:
Site Accuracy: We try hard, but typos happen (e.g., “Bluebery Basil” won’t summon eldritch horrors).
Downtime: Occasional maintenance (like our fermenting tanks!).
Health Info: Educational ≠ medical advice.
7. LIABILITY LIMITS
Our Responsibility Cap:
We’re not liable for:
Spilled kombucha on your keyboard.
Third-party mishaps (e.g., FedEx losing your Citrus Bloom).
Your #TurmericTwist fan fiction.
Max liability = your last order’s value.
8. INDEMNIFICATION
If your actions (e.g., IP theft) cost us legal fees, you’ll cover them.
9. GOVERNING LAW
Jurisdiction: Georgia state courts (Gwinnett County).
Disputes: Small claims or arbitration (no class actions).
10. TERMINATION
We may suspend accounts for:
Harmful conduct.
DMCA violations (see Copyright Policy).
Brewing chaos.
11. ENTIRE AGREEMENT
These terms (+ Privacy Policy) = full deal. Override past chats/emails.