TERMS & CONDITIONS
Welcome to QBooch! By sipping our booch or browsing qbooch.com, you’re agreeing to these terms. We’ve kept them clear as our Pure Culture Original—no corporate sludge. Questions? Reach out
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The Fine Print, Fermented with Integrity.
1. ACCEPTANCE
You Agree To: These terms + our Privacy Policy.
Age Requirement: Must be 13+ to use our site (18+ for purchases).
Updates: We’ll email subscribers 30 days before material changes.
2. ORDERS & PAYMENT
The Basics:
Prices: USD. Displayed pre-tax/shipping. We reserve right to adjust (rarely!).
Subscriptions: Billed monthly. Cancel/skip anytime via your account.
Payment: Cards, Apple Pay. We never store full card numbers.
Order Limits: Small batches = we may cap quantities.
Order Confirmation ≠ Delivery:
We’ll email when your booch ships.
Delivery Issues? Contact us within 14 days:
support@qbooch.com.
3. SUBSCRIPTIONS
Your Booch Autopilot:
Flexibility: Swap flavors, pause, or cancel anytime.
Billing: Charged monthly on sign-up date.
Late Payment: 3-day grace period → suspension.
“No lock-ins. No penalties. Just happy sips.”
4. RETURNS & REFUNDS
Unhappy Sip?
Damaged/Defective: Email photos within 7 days → replacement or refund.
Wrong Flavor? We’ll fix it + send a bonus can!
No Returns: For opened/used items (safety first!).
5. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
Our Creative SCOBY:
All site content (art, logos, “booch-iful” phrases) is owned by QBooch.
You May: Share recipes/blog posts with credit.
You May Not: Resell, copy, or misuse our IP.
User Content:
Tag #QBoochLife? You grant us permission to feature it (with joy + attribution!).
6. PROHIBITED CONDUCT
Don’t:
Hack, scrape, or overload our site.
Resell booch as “new” if expired/damaged.
Use bots for subscriptions.
Consequences: Account termination + legal action.
7. DISCLAIMERS
Kombucha Real Talk:
Product: “Fermented ≠ sterilized.” May contain trace alcohol (<0.5% ABV).
Health Claims: Supports wellness ≠ medical treatment. Consult your doctor.
Site Use: We’re not liable for third-party links or occasional downtime.
8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
Our Max Responsibility:
Refund your order value. We’re not liable for:
Incidental/consequential damages (e.g., spilled booch on your laptop).
Flavor preferences (“Ginger’s too zingy!”).
9. INDEMNIFICATION
If your actions cause us legal trouble (e.g., IP infringement), you’ll cover costs.
10. GOVERNING LAW
Jurisdiction: Georgia state courts (Gwinnett County).
Arbitration: Small claims or binding arbitration (no class actions).
11. FARM VISITS & EVENTS
Tours/Tastings:
Waiver Required: Signed before entry.
Safety: Closed-toe shoes; no unsupervised SCOBY-touching!
Cancellations: Full refund if canceled 48hrs pre-tour.